Royalty bestowed itself upon Australia
With a visit from a Queen named Lizzy R.
She had a look around the place
And then went home, hurrah

Super Tuesday doth declare
A moron named George, son of an ex
Will be the next leader of the free world
Free Cocaine for everyone, innocent people electrocuted up 10000000% read-eth his campaign platform
Hurrah!

Academy Awards be-eth handed out
bloody Titanic still keeps winning

Taiwan elections SHOCK! HORROR!
Someone who wants freedom elected
"You will be mine" says China.

Australian law say "Steal biscuits U DIE!".
Hush Hush Kofi Annan. Nothing to see here UN, move along.

Stock Market go real high!
Interest rates go real high!
Me No Job.
Hurrah!

Down Under, a band named Heidi, Killing taketh the Number One
A movie boy named Wog, taketh the Number one spot.
Hurrah for Australian culture! Hurrah!
Hurrah!